We don’t sell marketing. We protect you from it.

Get clarity on what's actually holding your marketing back — before you spend another dollar.

1.1M+

Marketing Agencies

$1K

Flat Fee Assessment

Hidden Agendas

There are over 1.1 million marketing agencies in the US.

And nearly all of them have spent years teaching business owners to think like marketers — in tactics.

Because tactics are easy to sell — everyone wants a silver bullet solution.

And when those tactics don't work six months later, guess who gets richer and who gets poorer?

They've trained you to self-diagnose.

"We need a new website."

"We need SEO."

"We need more ads."

"We need to post more on social."

And every time you ask a redesign agency if your website needs to be redesigned, they nod and say yes — not because it's what your business needs, but because yes pays.

Many of them aren't strategists. They're salespeople.

They push software that pays them commissions.

They resell white-labeled services at a markup.

They recommend whatever helps them hit quotas — not what helps you get results.

The Real Problem

Business owners have been taught to self-diagnose their marketing problems.

It’s like walking into a doctor’s office saying:

My knee hurts — I already Googled it. I need my appendix removed.

A real doctor wouldn't just nod and wheel you into surgery.

They'd run tests, ask questions, and find what's actually causing the pain.

That's what real marketing should look like.

Testing before prescribing.

Facts before fixes.

Un-Marketer exists to bring that standard to marketing.

We don't sell you marketing services, campaigns, or retainers.

We sell clarity.

Our only product — the Marketing Assessment by Un-Marketer — identifies what’s actually holding your marketing back and what will fix it.

Once the assessment is complete, we’ll tell you exactly what to do next — even if it means doing nothing right now.

If you truly need ads, SEO, or design work, we’ll can recommend you a few vetted partners who meet strict accountability standards.

No upsells. No hidden agendas. No bias toward any tool or platform.

Our job: tell you the truth about your marketing — not what you’ve been trained to believe.

Why this matters

Marketing without diagnosis is malpractice..

$10K Website Redesign

May further hide the real problem.

Ad Budget

May amplify broken messaging.

"Rebrand"

May solve nothing.ck.

We refuse to play that game.

What we stand for

Truth over tactics

We give you honest answers, not what's easy to sell.

Diagnosis before decisions

Understand the problem before throwing solutions at it.

Accountability over activity

Results matter more than busy work.

Your best interest — not ours

We succeed when you succeed, not when you sign contracts.

We don’t sell marketing. We protect you from it.

The Real Problem

Un-Marketer exists to bring that standard to marketing.

Why this matters

What we stand for

Your next step

Flat fee $1,000.